Well You're A Hot Mess And I've Fallen For You

A Soft Heart Made Of Razor Print


The Fucking List.
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1.“fucking machines”
2.BDSM
3.penetrative sex [more graphic than not; with nouns like ‘cock’ as opposed to euphemisms like ‘length’.]
4.adoptive, non-related ‘incest’. [step-sibling/step-parents/adoptive siblings, etc.]
5.amputation/guro
6.anal intercourse [male/male, male/female]
7.bestiality/furries
8.biting
9.breast stimulation
10.breathplay
11.bugchasing [intentional infection with HIV]
12.casual but titillating nudity
13.crossdressing
14.cunnilingus
15.dubcon [‘dubious consent’]
16.electro stimulation
17.ephebephilia [at least one character is adolescent/within puberty, i.e.- statutory rape]
18.exhibitionism or voyeurism
19.extreme age differences [15+ years]
20.fellatio
21.fingering [vagina/anal]
22.fisting
23.forced pregnancy/abortion
24.frottage [clothes on]
25.geriatrophila [sexual fetishization of the extremely elderly]
26.graphic striptease
27.half-sibling/cousin/aunt/uncle/niece/nephew incest
28.handjob
29.inflation
30.kissing
31.light bondage [i.e.- handcuffs, scarves, light rope, blindfolds.]
32.masturbation

33.mild bloodplay
34.mutual masturbation
35.necking/making out with body contact

36.necrophilia
37.non-con [actual -by-force, marital rape]
38.non-consensual exhibitionism or voyeurism [or things like molestation on trains.]
39.non-friendly hugging
40.non-graphic sexual situations [i.e.- sex descriptions that have little to no detail/one character has an erection/‘fade to black’, etc.]
41.oral/anal stimulation [with a barrier or dental dam]
42.parent/child incest
43.pedophilia [sex where at least one character is completely prepubescent]
44.pegging [female penetration of a male with a strap-on]
45.piercing
46.rimming [without a barrier/dam]
47.scarification/infliction of disfiguring scars
48.scat, enema play, etc.
49.sex during menstruation/fetishization of menstrual blood (i don't know what to think of this, honestly.)
50.shibari/heavy bondage
51.sibling incest
52.snuff/rape with crippling/severe injury
53.sounding [penetration of the urethra with a foreign object]
54.tattooing
55.tentacles
56.tongue-involved kissing
57.torture
58.touching/stroking [clothes on]
59.urophila/golden showers
60.use of sex toys [dildos, vibrators, corn, etc.]
61.vagina dentata
62. Accidental stimulation [proximity and friction; involuntary arousal; situations of adrenaline and reflexes]
63. Begging or offering [begging or pleading for mercy, for sexual release, to be taken; a character offering himself; neediness]
64. Breath (as a caress; hitching or ragged; indrawn breath or gasps; sighs)
65. Cinderella story
66. Clumsiness [awkwardness; overeagerness; during sex or in general]
67. Discomfort during sex [rough edge of a table as counterpoint to pleasure; cold stone versus hot flesh; position is uncomfortable at first but then becomes perfect; penetration is painful, then pleasurable]
68. Mirrors
69. Noise [screaming or yelling during sex; whimpering or sobbing; purring, growling; slurping or moaning enthusiastically during blow-jobs]
70. Pain [with or without pleasure/endorphins]
71. Powers of attraction [characters such as sirens and Veelas; vampiric thrall; pheromones; magnetic and charismatic characters in general]

72. Restraint [pinning someone down; pushing someone's arm up behind their back during sex; covering or clasping someone's hands to prevent movement]
73. Sexual movements [back arching; hips lifting; thrusting back; writhing, jerking, bucking; clenching; grinding or rocking; trembling or shivering; hooking legs around shoulders; pressing someone's legs back toward the bed; riding someone's fingers]
74. Smarm [intense friendship with physical closeness but no actual sex]
75. Vampires


Bold And Italics = Depends
Just Bold = Yes


A New Story
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LEAVE TEAR DROPS EVERYWHERE

So almost all of you know that I've been working on a new story. And since I would really like some feedback on this, I'ma put it up here! (Cause I think it's already on DA and I would like it here too XD ) So here's the first chapter!

Second Heart Attack.
Chapter 0
“Le Peu A Perdu Garçon”

“Once upon a time, there lived a young couple who had taken the dive into parenthood. They had tried tirelessly to conceive, but time and time again, they failed to produce an heir. After growing up a bit, they had decided that it was time to try again. Though their relationship had become strained, they kept trying to get their bundle of joy. That christmas eve, Gautier Valentin Devereux was born.

As little Gautier grew bigger, so did the problems between the once loving couple. Daddy soon began to drink heavily, and Mommy began to neglect Gautier. In hopes of mending their behavior around their son, the couple moved to the United states, leaving their homeland of France, behind.

The family greeted the lady of liberty, and moved to the city of dreams. The city of dreams soon became the city of corruption as both Mommy and Daddy began to stray from their spouse. They soon decided it was time to part from each other’s side, leaving Gautier to pick up the broken pieces of their happy life. Four years later both ‘Mother’ and ‘Father’ lead happy lives as their only son lives on the streets of the once glittering city of Los Angeles.

Though they had broken apart their marriage, they still cared for their only son.”





“Pas encore...” The story played over and over in his dreams at night, even so long after the fact. The sun had only set a few hours prior, and his attempt to sleep soundly had been cut off by the twisted fairy tale that was his life. Gautier Valentin Devereux had been living out his life on the streets where he had run to, looking for refuge.  As he rolled off the cardboard he called bed, he began to look around.

He hated to admit it, but he missed having his parents together, even if that made him selfish. When he was with them, he didn’t have to worry about when his next meal might come in the form of freganism, and when he would be able to wash his hair. Most of all he missed being able to call a place his home, where he had a ‘happy’ family that ‘loved’ him. But even if he missed these things, he refused to go to ask for help from his parents. It was not part of his hardened chemistry to ask for help when neither of them could to save their marriage.

Even with these trials placed upon him from the higher ups, he had only really traded in one thing. And though he had given away his innocence and in return, he was given his cold thoughts and habits. Though he only had his parents to fight with when he first ran away, he now had no one, and wished he hadn’t lost all of his otherworldly charm. All he had now was his french accent, and his few scattered belongings.

Since he could no longer try to sleep with the thoughts of his elders parading in his mind, he knew it was time to get up and raid the trash cans. He had gotten almost all of his clothes from the dumpsters, along with all of his spaced out meals. As he walked out of the alleyway where he had slept for only a small portion of the night, he realized how late it was. There were a very small amount of people on the streets with him, so his ripped and torn clothing stuck out next to the glossy night life hipsters.

He couldn’t help but envy their lives as he walked by them, chains and gold glittering under the street lamps. Their lives were uncomplicated, remorseless and carefree, just what he wanted. But there was one thing they had that he couldn’t ever deal with. Unwanted attention, unnecessary dramatics, and constant lifestyle changes. Upon further inspection, his life seemed easy. He didn’t have to worry about how his hair looked before going out, or what he was going to wear to that upcoming fashion show. All he had to do was sleep where the cops wouldn’t check, and eat only when he really needed to. Still, he wished his life was just like their fairytale. Happy.

After walking by the squealing girls and ignoring their stabs at his attire, he came upon an open garbage can tucked away out of view. This was his failsafe can. If he knew he couldn’t get that far without being stopped by the police, he went to this spot. Since it was right next to a small chinese restaurant, which always had a surplus of food, he could pick out what food looked most appetizing. Being on the streets for so long numbs expectations of grander, and Gautier was no exception to that rule. He had to learn the hard way that food wasn’t presented on a golden platter, but rather on a rotten plastic bag.

As he tried to pick out a piece of what looked like chicken, he heard a slow ‘whoop whoop’ That sound was not the one he wanted to hear. Gautier was no stranger to the police, and he was not about to go to the pound again. As he turned to run, his leg caught onto the lid of the trash can, causing him to fall, hard onto the cement. They laughed at him, just like everyone else did. A man who had nothing but himself, and even that wasn’t good enough for these people.

“Sir, you can’t run like that again. We’re just taking you somewhere for the night so you can sleep. Mike help me out.” Though his voice dripped with kindness, the laugh stuck in the air.

“Get off me. I can help myself up.” Sarcasm was his only weapon against them. He had no choice but to follow them to their car, where they would surely take him to jail, just for trying to get food. In the car they drove by his alley, which made him speak again. “Stop here... Please. I need my belongings...” He found it hard to speak to other people like him, let alone average people who led normal lives.

They let him out and escorted him to his hidden spot. The area around his bed was filled with his few menial possessions; his Fluer De Lis scarf, torn, ripped and still loved more than anything, and his baby pictures he kept in a leather case. He put everything into the knapsack he used when he moved around, and followed the cops back.

The party was over for Gautier, and he knew he would be spending the next couple of years in jail for no real reason. The two cops infront in the front of the car knew that too. His life was officially at the point of no return, and it was his fault. He could have chosen to ignore his growling stomach, but he had decided it against his better judgement.

Gautier kept his head down, his dyed hair covering his face. The blonde roots contrasting with the rest of his ratty mane. His head hit the barrier in the car as the car stopped.
“Here’s where we let you out.” The kind cop was the one to speak again, and his voice seemed too kind. As Gautier got his few things ready, he looked up at the building he would soon be spending his life in. It wasn’t the cold police station he though it would be.

“Ceci n'est pas... Jail...?” His french had kicked in before he could stop himself. It was a normal occurance, the french accent he longed to maintain on a constant basis leaked into his translated conversations. The cops noticed the genuine shock on Gautier’s face. They got out and walked him to the doors of his new home, Hope’s Homeless Shelter.




That's all! I hope you guys liked that! I worked really hard on it D: !

BADKARMA'S DREAMS ARE BURSTING AT THE SEAMS


Fancy Foot Work
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FANCY FOOT WA WA WA WA WORK.


Some shots from my weekend down at the shore! Sophie has been so awesome to work with, I love her style and her inabillity to ever stop making me laugh















2 STEP, 2 STEP, 2 STEP


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Oh You Know
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Stolen from : Cainyxtheworld (Was that right?)


on the outside
Name: Brendan (Or Karma)
Birthday: 9/12/1990
School: Philadelphia Institute Of Art
Minor: Sexuality / Intercourse
Major: Photography
Current Location: New Jersey
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Blackish brown with Blonde Streak in bangs
Righty or Lefty: Righty
Zodiac Sign: Virgo Le Virgin

on the inside
Your Heritage: Irish
Weakness: Boys, my ego, family, pain.
Goals: To be a well known fashion photographer, and to maybe open my own photo business. Move to France <3
Regrets: Not speaking my mind, like actually doing it, not just being silly.
Change one thing about your life: Boyfriend.
Relieve Stress: loud music, writing, photography, reading.
Hardest thing ever dealt with: Finding out about moey's cancer D:
Things that upset you: People i know being hurt, and ignorance

yesterday, today, tomorrow
Your thoughts first waking up: I'm terribly sick D:
Your bedtime: Whenever I pass out on the couch
Your most missed memory: 11 years wasted on one person.

your picking
Pepsi or Coke: Coke I guess
McDonald's or Burger King: It's really just my mood at the time
Single or Group dates: Single
Lipton Tea or Nestea?: Either really
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate, unless it's french vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: First

do you?
Do drugs? Nope
Have a crush: Nope.
Think you've been in love: Hah, love.
Want to get married: When I'm appriciated
Believe in yourself: Nope.
Think you're a health freak: Nah

in the last month
Drank alcohol: Maybe
Gone to the mall: work at one.
Eaten Sushi: Never.
Gone skating: Nah.
Dyed your hair: Not in the last month
Done something exciting: Not really.

have you ever?
Played a stripping game: Yup
Gotten beaten up: Nope.
Changed who you were to fit in: Yup. Fuck that shit now.
Hid something from someone: Yup.

getting old
Age you're hoping to be married: by 30
Age to start having children: ....
Want to travel to: France, Britain, Africa

perfect mate
Best Eye Color: Anything that isn't dull
Best Hair Color: Any really
Short or Long Hair: long <3

what were you doing?
1 minute ago: Nothing
1 hour ago: Nothing
1 week ago: I think Maybe otakon... Or was that later ?
1 year ago: Getting money for otakon XD

finish the sentence
I LOVE: My friends
I FEEL: crappy
I HATE: when it's warm
I MISS: my friends D:
I NEED: To go take a shower

How Do I Look?
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IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOU CAN KISS MY SWAG

So I just watched how do I look, and this really bothered me. They took a black hipster girl and tore her apart. She could have been in an alternative magazine for how fucking awesome she was. Then they tore down her style, and they made her into BEYONCE. WHAT THE HELL!? I want to be on that show, just so I can tare them apart for trying to change me. I understand, I don't dress the best, and my pants may be a bit too tight, but really now. How are you going to tell me what to wear, and change me into a clone? I'm so sick of seeing girls and guys that stare at me and say that I look like an idiot. Then some of the shit I wear comes into fashion, and everyone's dressing like me. What happens to the girl that they just remodeled, when her old self comes into fashion? Does she stay looking like the idiot they turned her into? Or does she step up, and tell them to kiss her ass? Let's just hope no one ever sends me to that show. I'd have to make everyone bow to me, because I don't bow to anyone when it comes to fashion. We all make our own rules, and I don't listen to anyone else's rules in this bitch. RAWR
 
 

PUCKER UP
So I put up a journal on Deviantart about having a get together before school starts, and all us college/highschool biddies have to go off to our new lives. I wanted to see if we could all get together and have one final bash! We could even go to the city and have a huge gay outting! Also, I was thinking, for all my ocean shore biddies, to get everyone down her for a huge cosplay shoot! Since I owe everyone a shoot of some kind D: . And my friend Cilloren said she'd be able to help me out with my photoshoot video idea. I hope we all get to hang out/ work together soon!

XOXOXO BADKARMA WANTS YOU TO KISS HIS SASS
 

Mid Morning Pick Ups
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I'LL GET HIM HARD, SHOW HIM WHAT I GOT

So I just got a message today from my friend from highschool. He's been messaging me lately asking for FULL BODY NUDES, and it's been kinda funny, I'll admit that haha. But I woke up to a dick pic. What the hell man. Why you gotta do that to me when I wake up. That is already a bad time of day, ughn. But never the less, it was a nice shot lmfao. I wonder if I can work more of them outta him.... LOL. I am not sending any back mind you, because good boys don't do that. 

BABY COULD YOU BLOW MY HEART UP?

I had so much fun at otakon guys, you have like no idea! I'm really... well blessed to have so many friends like you guys. I really just want to be around all of you all the time lmfao. You guys always make me feel great about myself XD . But I was thinking, maybe in like august before all the younger biddies go off to school, we could have a get together? Maybe even before then? When ever we all can! I'd love to see you all! Oh yeah! Tell everyone you know from otakon that I finally made a live journal! I don't really know who everyone is on here except a few people. So come find me!

LETS HAVE SOME FUN THIS BEAT IS SICK....

Otakon Stats
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MIDNIGHT AT THE GLAMOUR SHOW!

Hey everyone! This is my first post, so I'll just get down to what I wanted to post! I just got back from otakon, and it was pretty insane. I'll just go over the days I guess... 

Thursday-Fancy Pants
Finished sewing all of my costume pieces. Kirsten, Sophie, and Cilloren came over for our trek down to Baltimore.

Friday-VANITY
Made it down to baltimore. Got situated in our rooms, and everyone got changed out of their arrival costumes into other things. I stayed in Ryoji all day and made it to the persona shoot. Met up with my friends Aiden, Zippy, Frog, Nicole, Freckles, and made friends with an awesome girl named Sey

Saturday-Open Mouthed Kisses
Woke up early and got into my Drifloon costume. I couldn't really talk so it was hard D: But I attended the pokemon snap shoot for a bit then left because I didn't really know anyone in it. But I got into minato and got into emo mode for him. I was basically him all day then I got out of him and showered and prepared for the rave. I met my friend who works at the sword booth so I wanted to hang with him but he wasn't there D: . But I found Sey and all of her bitties, and went to chill with her in her room. Insanity insued and I was basically loopy by the time we left. And then me and Kirsten walked home like kids.

Sunday-Paper Gangster
Basically just a chill day. Didn't do much but hang out with all the peeps.


WE LOVE OURSELVES AND NO ONE ELSE


So Here are some qoutes to remember!

"I want a bedazzled cod piece!" - Brendan
"I'm the queen of all the biddies" - Aiden
"I swear to god if I see one more boob... DAMNIT" - Brendan
"What else does missisippi have to offer us besides Sey? NOTHING" - Brendan and Kirsten
"Ginger Down!" - Cilloren
"I'm your host, lady gaga. MEEEE!" - Lady Gaga
"Doughnut Glasses, Doughnut Glasses" - Lady Gaga

 




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